Vintage Greeting Cards
by:ATTIC SALT

Minimum Opening order: 24 styles (6 each) $216.00 Reorder $90.00

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Over 60 Designs Available!

09234 Hey There Bad Boy!
Outside: Hey There Bad Boy!

Inside: Did You Just Scoot through Another Year

09456 A Relaxing Day At The Spa!
Outside: A Relaxing Day At The Spa Sounds Like A Wonderful Way To Celebrate Your Birthday!

Inside: So that's What I'm Going To Do! How Will Your Spend Your Day?

09567 Happy Birthday To You!
Outside: Happy Birthday To You!

Inside: Moo-sic To Your Ears?

09123 Something Smells Really Fishy
Outside: Something Smells Really Fishy

Inside: Another 39th, Birthday, Perhaps?


	08001 Dog Years Outside: You Might Look Good For Your Age Inside: But In Dog Years - You'd Be Dead!

	08003 Bingo Blackout Outside: Birthdays Are Like The Numbers On A Bingo Card! Inside: Blackout!

	08004 Wonder No More! Outside: Did You Ever Wonder What You'd Look Like When You Got Older? Inside: Wonder No More!

	08008 Golly Gee! Outside: Golly Gee! Inside: Are You Like Really, Really Old?

08009 Bloat

Outside: As You Get Older, One Thing To Remember

Inside: The Bloat Never Goes Away


	08012 Birthdays Suck Outside: I Don't Care What Anybody Says Inside: Birthdays Suck!

	07098 Don't Give A Spit Outside: So You're Having Another Birthday? Inside: I Don't Give A Spit!

	07109 Lost Flowers Outside: I Bought You Some Beautiful Flowers For Your Birthday Inside: Now I Can't Remember Where I Put Them! Happy Birthday Anyway!

	07987 Birthday Witch Outside: Beware! Inside: The Birthday Witch Waits In The Wings!

70107 Haffy Birfday

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Haffy Birfday

	70119 Bouncing Boobs Outside: Don't Worry About Your Age Inside: Worry About Your Boobs Bouncing Off Your Thighs!

	70404 Poor Thing Outside: Oh You Poor Thing… Inside: You Just Aren't Aging Very Gracefully, Are You?

	70424 Age Old Age Outside: Why Does That Person Look Like That? Age. Old Age. Inside: Happy Birthday!

	70623 Cemetery Outside: I Can't Seem To Find Your Name Anywhere Inside: So You Must Be Alive-But Gee You Must Be Old!

	70624 We're Tired Outside: Happy Birthday To You. Happy Birthday To You. Inside: That's All - We're Tired.

	70709 Gee, I'm Excited Outside: Picture Only Inside: Gee, I'm Excited About Your Birthday.

	70722 Biggest Attraction Outside: Happy Birthday! Inside: At Your Age - You're The Biggest Attraction In Town!

	70808 Birthday Cake Outside: Picture Only Inside: Okay - So I'm No Martha Stewart!

	70816 Scotch/Water Outside: Happy Birthday In Honor Of Your Special Day, We Are Here To Serve You Warm Milk And Cookies!! Inside: Oops, Sorry - Wrong House! The Scotch And Water Cart Will Be Along Shortly!!

	70919 Is That You? Outside: Is That Really You Standing Next To That Birthday Cake? Inside: My God, I Thought You'd Be Dead By Now!

	70922 Sexiest Man I Know Outside: Happy Birthday To The Sexiest Man I Know!! Inside: Oops, Sorry - Wrong Party! Happy Birthday, Anyway

	71006 Wrinkle Outside: We're Waiting...So Go Ahead… Inside: Wrinkle!

	71025 I'm Shocked Outside: I'm Shocked! Inside: I had No Idea That You Were Younger Than Me!

	71107 Makeup/Mask Outside: Let Me Give You A Little Beauty Tip As You Celebrate Another Birthday Inside: Wear Makeup, Wear A Mask, Or Stay The Hell Inside!!

	98022 Are You Deaf Outside: I Can't Tell You How Excited I Am About Your Birthday. Inside: Are You Deaf? I Just Said I Can't Tell You!

	98051 Comp. Clean Outside: In Honor Of Your Birthday, Your Dentist Has Agreed To Give You A Complimentary Cleaning! Inside: Just Mail Him Your Teeth-He'll Soak Them Overnight-And Mail Them Back!

	98669 Regression Outside: Research Has Shown That The Older A Person Gets The More They Seem To Regress Back To Childhood. Inside: Now Put Your Toys Away And Come Eat Some Birthday Cake!

	99302 Sow Wild Oats Outside: According To Our Feed Store Calendar You're Celebrating Another Birthday! Inside: Sow Some Wild Oats!

	99320 Frickin' Cake Outside: We're Here To Party! Inside: Where's The Frickin' Cake?

	99326 Firefighter Outside: Here's A Little Advice As You Celebrate Another Birthday- Inside: Next Year Don't Light All The Candles!

99655 Watching the Chicks

Outside: Happy Birthday To A Real Ladies' Man

Inside: Watching The Chicks Go By Just Isn't The Same When You Get Older!

	00101 Holding Teeth Outside: Good Friends Do Nice Things For Each Other! Inside: Want Me To Hold Your Teeth While You Blow Out Your Candles?

	00218 I'm Sorry Outside: Some People Age Gracefully Some People Don't Inside: I'm Sorry!

	00404 Hearing Aid Outside: You Don't Have To Listen To People Tease You About Your Age Inside: Just Turn Off Your Hearing Aid!

	01153 A Ton of Good Wishes Outside: Happy Birthday! Inside: A Ton Of Good Wishes!

	01220 More Behind Outside: Thought I Was A Little Behind Inside: But I'm More Behind Than I Thought! Happy Belated Wishes

	01228 Kiss This Outside: Kiss This! Inside: -And Have A Happy Birthday!

	01397 Here's to Another Birthday Outside: Picture Only Inside: Here's To Another Birthday!

01582 Birthday Aren't So Bad

Outside: Birthdays Aren't So Bad!

Inside: Especially When You Compare Them To Having A Bad Hair Day!

	01919 Little Birdie Outside: A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Having A Birthday! Inside: And I Said- "Thanks, Now Get Off My Head!"

	01948 Don't Just Sit There Outside: Don't Just Sit There! Inside: Get Off Your Can And Have A Happy Birthday!

	02177 Little Woman Outside: Picture Only Inside: Me And The Little Woman Would Like To Wish You A Happy Birthday!

	02587 Baby Judy Outside: Picture Only Inside: You Clean Up Real Good! Happy Birthday

	02651 Prune Juice? Outside: Coffee? Tea? Inside: Prune Juice? Happy Birthday

	02780 Bloomers Outside: Don't Get Your Bloomers In A Knot! Inside: It's Just Another Birthday!

02840 Wink! Wink!

Outside: You're Not Aging A Bit!

Inside: Wink! Wink! Happy Birthday

	03102 Stopping Traffic Outside: Oh My! Look At All Those Wrinkles Inside: Even At Your Age, You Can Still Stop Traffic!

	03103 Light Your Candles Outside: Picture Only Inside: Light Your Candles And Your Friends Will Come. Happy Birthday!

	03105 Out of Focus Outside: You're Looking Good For Your Age! Inside: But Then Again, You're A Little Out Of Focus!

	O4100 Finer Things In Life Outside: Ms. Linda, Do You Have Your Hands On His Bum? Ahhh Yes, Yes I Do! And It Feels So Fine! Inside: On Your Birthday - May You Experience Some Of The Finer Things In Life!

	O4122 Aging Like A Prune Outside: There's Good News And Bad News As You Celebrate Another Birthday. The Good Neews Is-You're Still Alive. The Bad News Is…. Inside: You're Aging Like A Prune!

	O4133 Spare Tire Outside: We Thought We'd Found The Perfect Gift For You Inside: But-At Your Age-You Probably Already Have A Spare Tire!

	05200 Household Staff Outside: Your Household Staff Is Prepared To Make Your Birthday Special Inside: Oh Wait-You Don't Have A Staff! You're A Common Schmuck Like The Rest Of Us! Happy Birthday From One Schmuck To Another!

	05201 Lion Cub & Girl Outside: Why Do People Make Such A Big Deal About Having Birthdays? Inside: Either You Have 'Em Or You're Dead!

05203 Mother Nature

Outside: I Would Love To Come Face To Face With Mother Nature & Father Time!

Inside: I Would Beat The Holy Crap Out Of Those Age-Sucking Creeps!

	05205 Ride The Broom Outside: Are You Getting Ready To Sweep Another Year Under The Rug? Inside: Or Are You Just Preparing To Take A Little Trip Around The Neighborhood On Your Broom? Either Way-Happy Birthday!

	05206 No Spring Chicken Outside: Suck In Your Gut, Sweetie! Inside: You Ain't No Spring Chicken!

	05207 No Rust On You Outside: Ohhh Baby! Inside: There Ain't No Rust On You!

	05208 Senile City Outside: All Aboard For Senile City Inside: Don't Miss Your Train!

	05210 Don't Care Outside: I Forgot Your Birthday! Inside: And I Don't Even Care!

	06100 Wine or Cheese Outside: You're Aging Like Fine Wine…. Inside: …Or Cheese! Happy Birthday

	06101 The Great Race Outside: Father Time Wants You To Know That In The Great Race Of Life…. Inside: You're Closer To The Finish Line Than You Are To The Starting Gate! But Happy Birthday Anyway!

	06103 Jeepers Creepers Outside: Jeepers Creepers! Inside: You're Still Alive!

06106 Did I Forget?

Outside: Did I Forget Something?

Inside: Happy Belated Birthday!

Over 40 Designs Available!

09901 Keep Your Sunny Side Up!
Outside:

Inside: Keep Your Sunny Side Up!

	08007 Snowbirds Outside: Let's Eat! How About A Nap? Lets Go Fishing Or A Nice Ride! How About A Game Of Cards? Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So Many Tough Decisions Every Day!

	07210 Many Thanks Outside: Picture Only Inside: Many Thanks!

	07432 Power To The Elderly Outside: Power To The Elderly! Inside: That Would Be You!

	07543 Re-Tire Outside: When Your Tread's Worn Thin & Your Traction's Worn Slick Inside: It's Time To Retire! Enjoy!

	07765 Flying Fart Outside: How'd She Do That? How'd She Get That Fart To Fly? Inside: Speaking Of Farts--How The Hell Are You?

	07876 Anti-Aging Cream Outside: With A Sagging Butt--Drooping Boobs--And Underarms That Wave Good-Bye Before I Do-- Inside: Do You Really Think That I Give A Rip About A New And Improved Anti-Aging Cream?

70122 Adopt My Children

Outside: I Need A Rest. I Need A Vacation

Inside: I Need Someone To Adopt My Children

	70224 Middle Age Spread Outside: Picture Only Inside: Isn't That Middle Age Spread A Bitch!

	70321 Bubble Butt Outside: No Matter How Much I Diet - No Matter How Much I Exercise- Inside: I Can Never Get Rid Of My Bubble Butt!

	70417 Cook Out Outside: Picture Only Inside: The Woman In Your Neighborhood Just Love It When You Cook Out!

70504 Patiently Waiting

Outside: Patiently Waiting

Inside: Please Write

70711 Friend/Hairstylist

Outside: To My Friend And Hairstylist

Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

	71209 Hey Big Boy Outside: Hey Big Boy… Inside: Wanna Play A Round?

	98033 Good Grief Roy Outside: Good Grief, Roy, Do You Have To Fart All The Time? Inside: What's The Deal? Did God Just Have One Mold When He Made The Guys?

	98049 You Don't Cook Outside: It's Okay That You Don't Cook! Inside: Nobody Likes What You Fix Anyway!

	98098 Live Long Outside: You Only Live Once Inside: So Live Long!

	98613 Grandchildren Outside: It Just Doesn't Make Sense-Our Grandchildren Are Such Perfect Little Angels… Inside: And Their Parents Were Such Little Turds!

	98638 Neat Pig Outside: Look At This Neat Pig That I Got For My Husband! Inside: Pretty Good Trade, Eh?

	99050 Yoo Hoo Friend Outside: Yoo Hoo - Have You Been Hiding From Me Friend? Inside: I've Been Missing You For A Long Time!!

	99712 Friend/Barber Outside: To My Friend And Barber Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

	00333 Our Husbands Outside: Young Girls Today Have Everything We Had At Their Age - Looks, Poise, Personality, Charm… Inside: …Our Husbands!

	00606 Back in Diapers Outside: Picture Only Inside: Don't Laugh…It Won't Be Long And You'll Be Back In Diapers Too!

	01054 Toot Your Own Horn Outside: I Know You Don't Like To Toot Your Own Horn Inside: But It's Your Potty And You Can Toot If You Want To!

01129 Never Give Up

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Never Give Up!

	01409 Hot Dog Outside: Don't Be A Little Wienie Inside: You're The Big Hot Dog Today!

	02214 Has Been Outside: Don't Worry, Honey - You're Not A 'Has Been'… Inside: …Till You Can't Remember Where You Has Been!

	03107 Exercise Videos Outside: I Love Those Exercise Videos! Inside: I Can Sit And Watch Them For Hours!

	03108 Easier Cleaning Outside: Check With Your Dentist - Inside: I Think There's An Easier Way To Clean Your Teeth!

	03109 Gossip Outside: Gossip Makes Little People Smaller Inside: My Place Or Yours, Little One?

	03111 If I Had a Hammer Outside: If I Had A Hammer… Inside: I Wouldn't Need A Husband!

	O4111 Furniture Disease Outside: Many Older People Suffer From The Dreaded Furniture Disease Inside: Their Chests Have Fallen Into Their Drawers!

	05214 Low Carb Diet Outside: Dieting Just Doesn't Work For Me! I Tried That Low Carb Diet Once- Inside: Worst Meal I Ever Had!

	05215 Let Hair Down Outside: Regardless Of Where It Is - Inside: Sometimes You Just Need To Let Your Hair Down!

	06104 God's Chosen Few Outside: Bald Men Are God's Chosen Few! Inside: He's Given Them A Face And Space For Another Face!

06105 Good Days / Bad Days

Outside: I Have Good Days & Bad Days! Some Days I Can't Remember My Name.

Inside: Then Other Days I Can't Remember My Name!

Over 40 Designs Available!

	03113 Chicken Soup Outside: Chicken Soup Is Good For What Ails You! Inside: Would You Like That With Or Without Feathers? Get Better Soon


	07654 Wishing You Well Outside: Picture Only Inside: Wishing You Well!

	70904 Heart is Heavy Outside: Please Don't Be Sick…. Inside: …Cause My Heart Is Heavy When You're Sick!

	98027 Praying For You Outside: I’m Praying For You! Inside: I Hope It Helps!

	01100 Quietly and Prayerfully Outside: Picture Only Inside: Quietly-And Prayerfully-Thinking Of You

05216 Sick In Bed

Outside: When You're Sick Enough To Stay In Bed -

Inside: You're Sick Enough To Get A Card! Feel Better Soon


	Over 40 Designs Available!

03115 Gone from Sight

Outside: Gone From Your Sight

Inside: But Never From Your Heart With Deepest Sympathy

09345 Beyond Our Sight!
Outside:

Inside: Beyond Our Sight, Their Journey Continues! With Deepest Sympathy

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